This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.
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Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie.
Welcome to This Is Why We Don't Play Golf - the chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably. You're hauling a golf ball up a mountain, one swing at a time, and gravity has a personal vendetta against you.
Okay it's simple, you hit your golf ball, or your friend, from platform to hazard to wall to floor to ceiling... every surface is a perfectly calculated opportunity. Play alone and question life choices; play with a friend and question theirs too.
Climb up (hopefully more than down) multiple unique regions with unique hazards
Bring a friend or go alone, but the mountain has room for 2 players to suffer together
Play with a chaos-physics golf ball with a cruel sense of humor
Break the game before it breaks you; the line between bug, mechanic, or creative solution is your call
Hike to the top in 2-4 hours (if you're good) or 8+ hours (if you brought THAT friend)
Warning: Side effects include creative vocabulary expansion.
