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So, This Vampire Walks into a Bar

Join our broke protagonist Jackie, who, after a workplace accident, will never look the same again. Jackie desperately tries to make ends meet by working in an unusual bar, despite having no experience at all!

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About the Game

Welcome to Frankie’s Lair, an eclectic bar with a steady group of regulars, who are even more eccentric.  While they may be outsiders to most, they have stories to tell about this strange city. And nothing loosens lips like their favorite drink!

You play as Jackie, a college student desperate for a job after an unfortunate accident at their previous one. With a minimal amount of on job training, it is up to you to make sure the customers are satisfied and there are no mishaps.  These patrons have stories to tell if you can handle their special needs. Make new friends, meet old enemies, and shake, stir and blend you're way into a better fate for you and the citizens of this strange town.

But be warned, some of your decisions can have… disastrous consequences.

Join the story and you will find...

  • A wide cast of unique characters

  • Click-n-drag style drink mixing 

  • Unlimited combinations and recipe possibilities

  • A gender-neutral main character with no idea how to exercise their labour rights

  • 4 hours of narrative gameplay  (1 hour in the demo version!)

  • At least one monster

Download this non-cozy workplace mystery sim today!


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