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Pocket Hoes

Are you looking for a game with a great narrative, unique gameplay and amazing graphics? Then you're in the wrong place. But we have gothic boobs, dark elfs, clussy and ice cream.

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Developer
HJP
Publisher
HJP
Release
May 17, 2025
1 year and 77 days ago
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About the Game

Pocket Hoes is a hilarious “dating” simulator where charm, mayhem and questionable decisions go hand in hand. You play as an adorable (or desperate?) protagonist who suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of wild, unique and unpredictable girls, each with their own quirks, drama and hilarious personalities.

From the goth girl who only speaks in cryptic poetry, to the clown girl who goes mad with rage in real life, to the tan elf who takes every date as a live broadcast, your goal is simple: win their hearts, ridiculous conversation after ridiculous conversation.

The game combines lighthearted storytelling with quirky scenarios and choice-based dialogue. Grow your relationships and discover each girl's story, and even some strange secrets along the way.

With colorful art, absurd humor, and a host of whores to get along with (or scare away), Pocket Hoes is perfect for players looking for fun, flirty mayhem with a hint of heart.

Will you be able to make it through awkward dates, bizarre challenges and romantic disasters?

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