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Meat Beating: No More Horny

Slide, tap, and beat your way to the top! A simple but hilarious reflex game where every swipe counts toward your score on the global leaderboard.

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April 7, 2021
5 years and 118 days ago
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Very Positive89 reviews93.3%

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About the Game

Meat Beating: No More Horny is a satirical arcade reflex game built around one thing: sliding fast, sliding often, and climbing the ranks.

Gameplay

  • Slide or Tap: Move your finger/mouse left or right across the screen (or click with a mouse) to rack up beats. Every move counts.

  • Endless Challenge: The faster and more consistent you are, the higher your streak and score climb.

  • Leaderboards: Compete globally to prove you’ve got the quickest hands in the business.

  • Quick Sessions: Perfect for short bursts of play — hop in, beat your score, hop out.

  • Comedy & Style: It’s absurd, over-the-top, and doesn’t take itself seriously. Cause all you're doing is beating.

No story, no fluff — just you, your reflexes, and the leaderboard. How long can you last before your streak runs dry?